Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Tiger Woods Jokes

Funny tiger jokes. Enjoy.

1)Did you hear Tiger changed his name to Cheetah?

2)Nike's new motto? Just do me.

3)Conan O'Brien: "One of the women who claims she slept with Tiger Woods says they never talked about golf while having sex. However, contractually Tiger was obligated to talk about Nike, Gatorade and American Express."

4)Tiger has a new movie coming out. It's called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

5)Stephen Colbert: "Tiger always gives 110 percent. That is why he gave 100 percent to his wife and still had 10 percent left over for his alleged mistress."

6)What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

7)Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.

8)Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger’s spraying his balls everywhere.

9)Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.

10)What do Tiger and the Beatles have in common? They both experienced a hit with Norwegian Wood.

1 comment:

Himmat Singh said...

Hahalol....some r funny....nice thnx for sharing.

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